Disclaimer: Please be advised that allergens including wheat, dairy, soy, nuts, sesame, and canola are all present in our kitchen, and therefore all items may contain traces of these.
Zany Grove Test Cake (DO NOT ORDER)
$1.00
A spectacularly tiny test cake forged from moonlight, baker's tears, and one very confused raisin. Used by the dev team to exercise the per-day cake slot counter. If you are a real customer staring at this in disbelief: please do not order this — it is not a real cake, it is approximately the size and emotional weight of a thimble. Treat it as a museum exhibit.